𓂀 𓆓 𓋹 𓊽 𓈖 𓃭 𓁐
Sealed since 1350 BC.
Someone has to open it.
🔊 sound on — that's the whole point
Sealed since 1350 BC.
Someone has to open it.
🔊 sound on — that's the whole point
She didn't choose the bob.
The bob chose her.
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In 1350 BC, a pup padded into the temple at Karnak wearing a bob nobody had authorised, and the priests simply let it happen.
She didn't choose the bob. The bob chose her. Within a season she was collecting lapis, turquoise and coral tribute, and every scribe on the Nile was drawing her face on a wall.
𓂀 C L E O P O O D L A 𓂀
Queen of the Pups · Ruler of the Memes
She was buried with 1,000,000,000 tokens and one instruction, carved in gold:
"DO NOT SELL."
— hieroglyph, west wall, tomb of the first pup of the Nile
Three and a half millennia in a tomb and she still didn't paper-hand.
Structural integrity of the pyramids: unmatched. Her coat: also unmatched.
The falcon of Horus on her crown is decorative. Her stare is not.
Serving realness since 1350 BC, back when going viral meant carving it into granite.
Simpler than a pyramid. Fewer moving parts than a mummy.
Phantom or Solflare. It's free. It takes less time than mummification.
Buy on any exchange, send it to your wallet. Do not send it to Rome.
You are now a subject of the empire. Behave accordingly.
Click a portrait. She likes attention.
It is a real dog in a real bob. Everything past that is your own decision.
She does. We just hold the leash, and honestly it's unclear who's holding whom.
Serotonin. Also she guards the treasury and has never once let a bear in.
Because the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats and look how that ended. Also: the bob chose her, not us.
The prophecy says yes. The prophecy has been wrong before. The prophecy is not a financial advisor.